Still don't know shit about Basketball, but I was doing it for the nookie

I met this dude named Ray at the gym. He was wearing an Inosanto Academy tanktop. (Dan Inosanto is best relatable to the casual fan as the late Bruce Lee's best friend/hand-selected heir to his Martial Arts system.) Ray says Inosanto would cost $168/month for unlimited hours. And what a small world: Ray used to train in Capoeira under Andres (my current Capoeira teacher), but had to stop because he lived too far away and now he trains with the Besouro group.

RAY: Please don't tell Andres you saw me!
RYAN: If it makes you feel any better, I started out with Batuque, but quit because I lived too far away from them.

There's a lot of drama and politics among Capoeira groups. They get pissed if you switch groups.

I went to my LSAT class.

RYAN: So I did my homework. The 1st Chronic came out on December 15, 1992.
TEACHER: You hear that Vanessa? It was 1992.

Vanessa's the chick that was digging my hair. She thought the 1st Chronic came out in 1989.

During break, I joined Ben and Beatrize in the lounge to "watch" the Basketball game. Jackie walked in with her ugly, chubby, bad-haired boyfriend. Again, Jackie's not that hot, but I can't believe I can be cock-blocked by someone ugly, chubby, and with bad hair! Anyway, I don't know shit about Basketball. I don't even know who was playing. But everytime Beatrize yelled at the TV, I also yelled, making something up. Ha. And then she got on the phone with someone whom she referred to as "babe." What the fuck? If she's taken, why the hell does she keep talking to me?

I met Mark at the hookah place after class.

RYAN: Dude, if all the average girls are taken, then I don't even wanna try for the pretty ones anymore.
MARK: Did it ever occur to you that the reason why all the average girls are taken is because all the dudes thought the same way as you? That means the pretty girls are untouched! You have a chance!

Oh, and Mark is gonna have a serious talk with Erica over the weekend that determines if they break up or stay together.