Just remembered that a chick has masturbated to me before

My mommy and I went to church. Father Pat was celebrating 25 years of priesthood and there was a huge potluck in the Incarnation School area where I stuffed myself with 2 kinds of lasagna, other pasta, potatoes, hot dog, egg rolls, spinach, meatballs, other stuff I can't remember, cookies, cupcakes, apple pie, stuff from Porto's Bakery, and punch. Then it was time to go to Filipino Martial Arts (FMA) training ...

I was 30 minutes late because Guro gave me bad directions AND there was only 1 line for hundred of cars to get inside Griffith Park. Guro's roommate Cynthia was there. She was about to pass out because they went hiking. I basically just reviewed 3 counters for attack angles 1-3.

Then my mommy and I went to go see Eugene and Stefanie's 7:00PM play. I was driving Fast and Furious style, making mommy nervous. By 7:20PM, we thought we were late. But they had to delay it to 8:00PM because the whole audience was late. Someone named Serena guided me with directions to get there on Eugene's phone. When I arrived, Serena turned out to be an aight, barely jackoffable MILF. She's supposed to be part-Filipina, but I don't see it.

I didn't understand what the heck the play was about. Of their 5 actors, I've met Anieszka and Joshua before. I recognized Davis as someone that Eugene and Stef's friend - I'll refer to her by her last name Izawa (because her 1st name's Jackie, but I don't want to confuse her with Jackie from my LSAT class whom I busted a #3 to) - pitifully tried to throw herself at. Izawa has actually masturbated to ME before. (I have no idea what chicks' codeword for it is when they do it.) Anyway, Davis was crushin' on my hair.

Can't remember when was the last time I saw Eugene. But I last saw Stef when she drew the wolfpac tattoo on my arm last Halloween. Then my mommy and I ate dinner at Cheesecake Factory.