Found my LONGBOARD!

My long board has been missing for maybe 11 months! It was in the trunk of my car buried under all this junk.

I lifted heavy at the gym. I'm not a fan, but I thought this kid's song was kind of catchy, so I used it to get hyped up for the gym:



Plus, I'd tap the main chick, in an ephebophilia sort of way.

I rocked at guitar practice. I was feeling it today. It was one of the teacher's Birthday and management got him a coffee cake. The cake had his name spelled wrong. It spelled it as "Micheal" ("a" goes before "e").

I was eating my piece of cake while driving home with my window down, blasting Kelly Clarkson, when a SUV full of chicks pulled up next to me at the stop light with their own loud music and they were like, "I want cake!" Damn right they wanted my cock.

I went to my LSAT class. There were only 2 jackoffable chicks: Ginger, who's mentioned she's Asian despite looking White, and Jackie, who might've been the chick that took the diagnostic test with me on the same day (couldn't recognize her without the beret she wore on that test day). Jackie just looks "eh," but I guess her face vaguely reminds me of those typically in the homemade porn videos I've seen. Ginger and Jackie are now in my database. God it feels great to be able to bust a #3 again (see entry 3/10/10).

1) The teacher says she's "loving the hair." (Yes, she was talking to me.)
2) When class was done, I was walking out the door and I held it open for the chick walking behind me ...

CHICK BEHIND ME: Thanks, Ryan.
INNER RYAN: What the heck? She knows my name?
CHICK BEHIND ME: I love your hair. I was sitting behind you and I was just looking at it.

Score. I have no reason to put this chick in my database, but she's not ugly either. I mean, I guess I'd have to hit it if it came down to taking whatever I can get. Besides, she does like my hair. That kind of enthusiasm does work wonders during - as they say in A Clockwork Orange - the in-out. I should pay attention for her name.

RYAN: I'm getting a lot of these answers wrong.
CHICK BEHIND ME: I got a 137 on the diagnostic test and I'm still optimistic.

Holy crap! That's lower than what I got! Hooray! I'm not the dumbest person in class!

RYAN: That's inspiration for me.

Glee returned tonight with an all new episode. I caught what I can and finished the night with WWE NXT, a.k.a. The Daniel Bryan (a.k.a. The "American Dragon" Bryan Danielson) Show, afterward.