I called Brian a used car salesman

Guro and I had Filipino Martial Arts (FMA) training today. For my mental note - boring for you, but important for my reference:

• Counters for 1st angle of attack: 1) Wing block, pass, smash the hand, smash the elbow, smash the neck. 2) Cross block, pass into stick-jab to the face, smash the wrist, stick-jab the elbow, stick-jab the head. 3) Stick-uppercut the wrist, flick-smash the wrist, stick-jab the face.
• Counters for 2nd angle of attack: 1) Cross block, smash wrist, stick-jab elbow ... face. 2) Wing block, smash wrist, stick-jab elbow ... face. 3) Cross block, pass into smash the hand, etc.
• Counters for 3rd angle of attack: 1) Cross block, pass into flick-smash the wrist, etc. 2) Flick to deflect, flich-smash the wrist, etc. 3) Step back for leg to dodge, empty-hand pass, smash the wrist, etc.
• Counters for 4th angle of attack: 1) Flick to deflect knife, drop-stick, stick-uppercut the wrist, etc. 2) Flick to deflect knife, jam hand behind their elbow, smash the wrist, etc. 3) Flick to deflect knife, drop-stick into disarm, smash the wrist with butt the butt of the stick, etc.
• Then we reviewed sumbrada, or the fighter flow drill.

Then I lifted heavy at the gym.

I visited Brian at the GNC to buy a bottle of Isopure.

RYAN: So Mr. GNC, which one of these ready-made drinks has Branch Chain Amino Acids?
BRIAN: Well, sir, they all do.
RYAN: But it doesn't say that in the ingredients.
BRIAN: They do.
RYAN: What about glutamine?
BRIAN: They do.
RYAN: You're not trying to be like a used car salesman, are you?

Some lady there gave us DVDs to check out Pre Paid Legal. Boring.

Mario walked in. Haven't seen him in a while. Last I heard, he was fucking some prostitute in Tijuana with no condom.

MARIO: I saw 2 good movies: Bruno. If you don't like it, you have to be a homophobe. And Religilous.

Also, Saul is working at the Pasadena GNC now. Random mental note: Try out Halodrol (testosterone boosters), but only for 6 weeks, and then cycle on Novadex (estrogen blockers).

Ended the night with Dancing with the Stars, WWE Raw (but starring the Smackdown roster because the Raw roster is stranded in Ireland due to volcanoes), and studying for the LSAT.