I walked into my 10:00AM LSAT class today a few minutes late because I was up late last night busting a #3 twice. I walked by Jackie and mentally said to her, Haha, I jacked off to you last night. Then I took the empty seat in front of Ginger and mentally said to her, Haha, I jacked off to you last night. Ginger had her hair down for the 1st time today. She normally has it in a ponytail. Her hair down looked so good it gave me a boner.
TEACHER: What's the answer? [Looks at me.] Ryan?
RYAN: (Blankly) Umm ...
BEATRIZE: "D."
TEACHER: Correct.
RYAN: "D."
[Everyone laughs.]
TEACHER: I'm gonna call on you again! Don't think I'm letting you get away with that!
Cute. Anyway, Beatrize is someone I've said is jackoffable, but preferably with beer goggles. When class was over, I was walking behind Ginger until the crosswalk when Beatrize came up to me ...
BEATRIZE: I think you and I are the only ones who park there. I don't think anyone else knows about those spots. But don't tell them.
RYAN: Yeah, that's our little secret.
BEATRIZE: You're in the silver honda, right?
RYAN: Yeah, what are you in?
BEATRIZE: The black camry. I have a mustang, but I don't wanna drive it here. I'm paranoid.
So I guess I have a shot, but now I just need beer goggles. I lifted heavy in the gym. Then I was on the phone with Morgan while doing reconnaissance around the Red Robin ...
MORGAN: You should just ask that girl out.
RYAN: I've been trying to look for an opener!
MORGAN: How 'bout going up to her and saying, "I'm just talking to my friend right now about stalking you."
RYAN: That could work.
MORGAN: If you've been doing this for a while, you're "technically in a relationship" with this girl. You can actually say to her, "Hey, you don't know it, but we've been going out for a few months now."
Went home to watch the Strikeforce fights on CBS. Then extracted the database. Went for multiple rounds again. I had Jazz, Ginger with her hair down, and finally tried Beatrize out.
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