Happy 4/20

I burned about 400 calories (closer to 500, though) according to the treadmill at the gym.

Then I rewarded myself by busting a #3 to that MILF Serena who was at Eugene and Stefanie's play last Sunday (see entry 4/18/10).

I got a text message from that raver chick Allison from Palmdale just to wish me Happy 420. But I always get a boner whenever she text me.

I went to my LSAT class. I noticed that chick Jackie always sits alone except for the couple of times that I sat at the same table as her. She looked better today since it looked like she fixed her bangs. (Before it looked like she cut it herself and messed up.)

TEACHER: So what's the worst thing to do at the LSAT?
BRADY: Come stoned.
[Other people give other answers.]
TEACHER: So blah, blah, blah and what else?
BRADY: Come stoned and stay stoned.
TEACHER: Yeah, that's the worst thing you can do.
BEN: Or it could be the best thing to get your mind off other stuff.
TEACHER: (On that note) Homework for next time, find out when the 1st Chronic came out. Not Chronic 2001.

Vanessa, the chick who was digging my hair, says the 1st Chronic came out in 1989. Anyway, back to LSAT ...

So after class, I tried talking to the introverted Jackie. Then she walked off with some dude who might be her boyfriend, but if so ... What the EF? The dude may be tall, but he's ugly and chubby! I mean, Jackie's not hot. I only busted a #3 to her because she's sort of cute and vaguely reminds me of the everyday chick in homemade porn. But how the hell am I being cock-blocked by a dude who's ugly and chubby? And I'M supposed to be hot!

Went home to catch the remainder of WWE NXT, a.k.a. The "American Dragon" Bryan "Daniel Bryan" Danielson Show to cheer me up.