My Facebook status since yesterday had read:
Oh what a cockblock. On my Birthday, Kelly Clarkson (a.k.a. my future baby's mama) will be performing in Manila, Philippines (my 2nd home) of all places. Of all the years to not go back home for my BDay. To paraphrase Spartacus, "Once again the gods spread cheek to ram cock in f***ing ass [for my BDay]."
Guro had to postpone Filipino Martial Arts (FMA) training again. I burned about 400 calories at the gym again. I watched a new episode of Degrassi and then some of Smallville before I had to skip out to buy cupcakes for my LSAT class tomorrow. I also claimed my rain check from a sale a while ago and got 4 boxes of Dole juice. Cupcakes and juice were all less than $10. Sweet.
Then I went to Islands in Burbank for a pre-Birthday party for Arthur and me (we have the same Birthday). Those present: Mark, Erica, Arthur's girlfriend (Mayra), and Arthur's friends (Aurellio, Athena, Catalina, Ivan, and Chris). I got a Bleunami burger and the largest mug of Newcastle beer on draft.
MARK: Ryan thinks Islands is a rip off. That's why he missed my Birthday (last September).
RYAN: Yeah ... it's just I couldn't miss my own pre-Birthday party.
Topics covered over dinner:
- It was fucked up Kelly Clarkson will be performing in Manila, Phillipines for my Birthday without me there.
- How Arthur and I met at a strip club.
ARTHUR: For some reason, I remember you wearing a fur coat.
CHRIS: Wait, so you were in a room full of naked chicks and all you remember was what one guy was wearing?
[Everyone laughs at Arthur]
- I'll be using cupcakes to earn points with the chicks in my LSAT class.
- How I can't believe I'm being cockblocked from Jackie by her bf who is "not a looker chubby, and his hair sucks."
And then Arthur and I each got our own piece of free mudpie cake with a candle on it while everyone sang Happy Birthday to us.
Then we went to Fantasia's (pool hall). Mark got the bartender to FINALLY make me a real snakebite (which I haven't had since maybe August 2006). Everyone bought Arthur and I the following drinks: 2 birthday shots, liquid cocaine, patron, long island iced tea, and I think I'm still missing a couple. Aftermath: Arthur passed out and was puking all over himself, so we had to carry him out of there. AND I still had to help Cataline and Mayra finish their Adios Mutherfuckers.
After we carried Arthur's body into his backseat, Mark, Erica, and I went to Cafe-O (hookah place). The waitress was a cute black chick who then addressed me as "Birthday boy." She's in my database. I discretely puked in the restroom. Mark drove my car home while Erica followed with Mark's car.