Even prison sends out orders for Twilight

Guro no-showed our 10:00AM Filipino Martial Arts training with his roommate Cynthia having to text for him that they had an emergency. I burned about 400 calories (according to the treadmill) at the gym instead. I came back to my car to find that someone parked their car against my bumper to try to avoid the red line on the curb. I remembered Michelle saying she keyed a car that did this to her once. So I then keyed this car. Moral of the story: It's more difficult keying a car with your left hand when your right-handed.

I watched a rerun of Spartacus: Blood and Sand. The episode had an exhibitionist sex scene. Chick was hot. I looked up the actress' resume online and busted a #3 to her.

My mommy and I ate at Rubio's. The worker (his name tag says Dustin) has already memorized that I always get the enchilada plate.

Then it was mission time: I went through Borders and Barnes & Noble in Glendale to look for the Teen Prom magazines, one about Selena Gomez and the other Ashley Greene. Don't judge me. They're both in my database. I had to drive to Burbank before I finally found the edition with Ashley Greene. (Those mags are supposed to be on display until tomorrow.)

RYAN: (Lying) I'm supposed to ask if you got this edition with Selena Gomez on the cover.
CASHIER CHICK: (Trying not to laugh) Let me check. Well, it's not showing up, so this is all we got.
RYAN: Ok, cool, I'll just take this Ashley Green one.
CASHIER CHICK: Would you like a bag?
RYAN: Yeah, I'd prefer not to be seen with that.
CASHIER CHICK: [Laughs.] Whenever a guy buys this stuff, I always assume he has a little sister or something.
RYAN: Um ... yeah ... that's it. For my little sister.
CASHIER CHICK: [Gives me suspicious, knowing look.]
RYAN: But one time, I bought a girl's magazine with Kelly Clarkson on the cover because she's like my future baby's mama. And the dude cashier looked at me weird and I was like, "What?"
CASHIER CHICK: Oh, that's nothing. I've seen worse. A lady was paying for stuff and her son, who couldn't have been older than 16, put a porn magazine on top of the pile for her to pay for. And I was like, "You have a very open relationship."
RYAN: Whoa.
CASHIER CHICK: Oh, and we've received orders from PRISON for Twilight, so I guess that book does get around.