Just accessing the internet through my phone (holy fucking technology, Batman!) as my mommy, her sister, and I wait impatiently at my mommy's sister's house. We were in a rush to get ready for dinner with some family friends from out of town, but those fuckers are stuck in traffic on the 5, meaning I cut my gym time short for nothing. FYI: I'm wearing my "Got Your Tickets? To The Gun Show" shirt right now.
I greeted Steve a Happy Birthday today. He's at Disneyland.
Let's review: Steve was responsible for an interesting chapter in my life. His ex-girlfriend, Reese, was a stripper. Reese had a younger sister, Raquel, who was also a stripper. Steve and Reese were always getting third-wheeled by Raquel until Reese got fed up and asked Steve, "Do you have any friends to keep her busy?" You guessed it. That's where I came in. Coincidentally, Raquel gave me a lap dance on my 22nd Birthday when we didn't even know her yet. The stripper sisters were Harry Potter fans, so we got along well. Steve used to have to ask me Harry Potter questions just to understand the sisters. Anyway, after Steve and Reese broke up, things got heated between the sisters because apparently Raquel had a crush on Steve. But bros before hoes.
I might have a new favorite pornstar: Trisha Rey. There's this series about a massage parlor. There's never any intercourse in these episodes, just really creative handjobs and sometimes a blowjob. But then this chick Trisha Rey shows up and for the 1st time ever breaks the rules by going all the way! I was like, WTF? So I looked up her other videos and there was a time when her hair was a certain way that she was billed as ... wait for it, wait for it ... a Kelly Clarkson look-a-like! Yeah, I am so waiting for the weekend when I can be alone more.
In the car now and just pulled into the parking lot of some place called Buon Gusto. Time to grub.
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