Happy October

Last night, I had a large pizza with artichoke, olives, bell peppers, and anchovies on the side. My mommy's sister ate the anchovies. It was too salty for me. I took home some leftovers.

Today, I had my annual eye doctor's appointment. And the annual argument:

DOCTOR'S ASSISTANT: Now let's dilate your eyes--
RYAN: I don't want to!



Ate at Elephant Bar afterwards. Had 2 lamb shanks, veggies, mashed potatoes, mudslide pie, and raspberry lemonade.

Our waitress' name was Brooke. She had the haircut of a lesbian, but a cute face. She's in the database.

Then got yolked at the gym.