Visited Brian at the GNC. This regular customer, Armen, was already there. Talked. This new asian girl that he's been seeing walked in. She's everything that he's complained about - 4'10, which he keeps asking if whether or not that's midget status. He's just trying to hit it, then quit it. She cracked some racist jokes about black people. Then there was silence because we can't be boys in front of this chick.
BRIAN: Ah, the silence ...
RYAN: ... So my friends were watching Where the Wild Things Are yesterday and Megan Fox and Brian Austin Greene were in the same theater.
ARMEN: Megan Fox isn't that hot.
RYAN: Megan Fox is overrated. All I cared about was Brian Austin Greene.
BRIAN: That's right! Terminator [the Sarah Connor Chronicles]!
Went to the gym to do some cardio. Unfortunately, it was closed for emergency testing. Went to the mall. Passed by some ordinary chick who looked like any other bottle blond. But then she spoke ... with a heavy, British accent! All of a sudden, I got a boner. Database!
Stopped by the Hot Topic. There's this girl who works there named Danielle that I used to bust a #3 to until she started experimenting with her hair in a bad way. But surprisingly, her hair was finally normal. And she was rocking the geek chick look, wearing glasses for the 1st time and dorky clothes. And all the employees were dancing to a Michael Jackson album. A geek chick spazzing out to Michael Jackson. She's back in the database!
Walked by the Red Robin. Unfortunately, Jazz seemed to have the night off. I guess Danielle will have to hold me over for tonight.
Finally got to start reading Peter and the Sword of Mercy at Barnes and Noble.
Went home. Fired up the porn. Put on a Leah Lexington video.
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