Logistics of dry-humping

ANDRES: The girls are distracting, huh?

I pulled up to Capoeira practice and found Andres running around the area alone. Everybody else had gone on their run while Andres stayed behind to watch the stuff. I ran with him. He still felt bad about putting me to grapple against that douchebag/outsider James last Monday.

Louis returned first. The rest of today's class: Jesse I, Jesse II (arrived late), Kevin, Brenda, Tanya, and Chelsea. We hit our calisthenics. Andres motivated me the whole way with, "C'mon Ryan, I don't wanna see you gassing out again." The girls have their own puppy that tried to challenge Andres' dog (our mascot), Naya. Then each of the guys had to say a few things about themselves to the girls. Andres had me go first.

RYAN: My name's Jacob. (everyone laughs) Jack of all trades and ... jack of all trades.
Jesse I: You understand why he said Jacob, right? Twilight.

The girls loved that reference. They're chicks afterall.

Then we partnered up with the girls to teach them the basics. I was with Brenda. She had the most enthusiasm. Since Andres could potentially like her, I installed a filter to keep her out of my database in case they ever hook up. Otherwise, all her high-fiving me and grabbing my arm because it was cold would've been database moments. Joe came by to play the atabaque drum while we played in the roda. We almost didn't recgnize him since he shaved his mustache for the 1st time.

LOUIS: You look 25 again.
JOE: Yeah, I'm 25 going on 40.

Something was different about Kevin today. He played a lot and like he actually knew what he was doing. I call steroids. Then it was time to talk about Monster Massive.

ANDRES: So we need to talk about the logistics of--
RYAN: I'm ready to dry-hump every chick there.
ANDRE: --logistics of dry-humping. Like, I don't wanna dry-hump a girl that you already dry-humped. That would be weird.

I never had a Martial Arts teacher that I could talk to like this. Awesome. I lingered behind with Jesse I and Kevin as Kevin wanted to know how to set up headbutts. Later, Andres texted us asking if anyone had seen Brenda's water bottle that she left behind. Ok, I think he likes her.