Kourtney

Michael and I were supposed to buy tickets to Monster Massive today, but he had to cancel ... again.

I miss the nights of going to Carlos and Michelle's place for UFC PPVs. Brian at the GNC was going to order tonight's fights, but miscalculated his budget. I watched the videos online. God that card was depressing. I'm especially heart broken over how weak Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic has become.

I was trying to look for old friends on Facebook when I accidentally stumbled onto an old CSUN Film classmate named Kourtney. I 1st met her, though, during my 1st semester ('02) when she crashed my Math class and tried speaking in a fake British accent. I fired up the porn. Put on a Giana Michaels video. Busted a #3 to Kourtney. Gosh, what is there to do on a Saturday night these days?