Saturday, September 12, 2009

Take a bow

Urgh ... will armo-supremacy in Glendale ever stop? Yeah, that's probably a rhetorical question.

The bad news is Blockbuster in Glendale is gone. The good news is it's now a new Halloween store. The bad news is it's fully staffed by armos in which my conversation with them went like this:

RYAN: May I pick up a job application?
armo bitch: I don't think we're hiring. Let me check. [disappears, comes back] We're not hiring.
RYAN: Well, maybe not right now. But when October comes around, you'll need more workers. May I just leave an application so you can contact me when you get busier?
armo bitch: We already have people hired for October.
RYAN: So where are these people now?
armo bitch: They're coming in October.
RYAN: So they're not working yet for another month, but they're considered "hired?" Riiight.
armo bitch: We're sorry.

Let me guess, everyone who's "hired" is armo too? I chilled with Brian at the GNC.

BRIAN: Please tell me you called that armo a "bitch" to her face.
RYAN: Well ... yeah ... you know I don't tolerate racism.

Brian high-fived me.

So the religious group - or "cult," as they're referred to by the security guards - has been preaching at the Glendale Marketplace. And the security guard, Artin, has been running them out by booming trance music at them to drown them out. This has been going on every week now. It's amusing to watch.

Pro-wrestler Human Tornado IMed me for the 1st time on Facebook today. I guess I'm part of the in-crowd now. Coincidentally, we were both bored.

I had a Subway sandwich for dinner. Yeah, I've been trying to burn my beer gut away, but without quitting beer.

I was defecating in the Barnes & Noble restroom. All stalls were taken. Some armo who really had to defecate actually started throwing a tantrum! Then he started banging on the doors of the stall. Wow. So I just took my sweet time defecating, enjoying the sounds of him suffer. Ha.

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