Somebody saaaaaaaave me

JESSE I: Andres, Kevin couldn't make it today 'cause he had to do something with his mom. But he wanted you to know he got his ticket already.
RYAN: (knowingly) Ticket for what?
JESSE II: [laughs]
JESSE I: Yes, it's exactly what you're thinking of.
RYAN: I bought my ticket yesterday. $63, baby!
EVERYONE: What? Where?
(they all got theirs for $70)
RYAN: Glendale Galleria. I'm ready to rock out with my cock out!

MONSTER MASSIVE, baby! Halloween night, October 31st!

Capoeira class today was Andres, Jesse I, Jesse II, Diana, Ian, Gabriel, Chris, and I. It started with a drill of armada (spinkick) and martelo (roundhouse), 20x (10x on each leg). Then armada and pisau (sidekick). Then I started gassing out already.

ANDRES: C'mon! You're my partner! You can't gas out!
RYAN: That green tea is not working!

I psyco-analyzed that apparently Diana has subconscious fantasies of guy-on-guy since all she could joke about was dudes trying to grab me at a rave. On a somewhat related note ...

ANDRES: Do you know what an orange peel is? That's when [in grappling] you dig in and rip a guy's ass-cheek because you're trying to get a position on him. You just don't do that to anyone! The next day, they can't even sit right, can't walk right ...

There's a girl in the park that Jesse II likes. He even went as far as to have Ian hold up the kick pad for him as he side-kicked it and sent Ian flying to make himself look good. The girl laughed. Heck, I'd do the same thing.

We found out that Chris is the type of guy you need to be extra sensitive to because he's special, as in I had to tell everyone to be politically correct whenever they said "retard." In the roda - the circle where we play/fight/dance - Chris was doing what I kept yelling out as "cheap shots," but we agreed to let him get away with it because he's still new. Everytime I played him, we ended up on the floor because I'd have to spontaneously turn "getting stuck" into dropping him, but he's so heavy that I went down too.

I also passaged, or took away someone's position, for the 1st time! But messily. The victim was Diana. But Andres said I didn't deserve it because I "didn't defend her kick." Gosh he's so technical.

And then it was finally time for the season 9 premiere of Smallville! Andres and Jesse I think Kristin Kreuk is hot. Ian is a fan and had to record it at Jesse I's house. So far, Clark Kent is emo and finally trying to figure out why he hasn't been able to fly for 9 seasons now. And Oliver Queen/Green Arrow is an alcoholic who's taken up MMA. Great start so far.