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That's right, goddammit!
I did jack shit today. I went to the gym to get yolked.
Apparently, my mommy found something that she likes in the Red Robin menu: the salmon burger. So we went to Red Robin, but the catch was that I had to order a salmon burger as well 'cause she wants me to start "eating healthy." Brandon was our server. He brought up that I should nag Iam about getting into competitive bodybuilding. Brandon was a bodybuilder himself from age 15-20 after a female bodybuilder suggested it, did 5 shows total, but said he never got as big as Iam.
MY MOMMY: I'll have the salmon burger.
RYAN: [sigh] I'll have the same. She wants me to eat fish instead of meat to "eat healthy."
BRANDON: Where's the fun in that?
RYAN: I know!
This was the 1st time I went to Red Robin, my favorite burger place, and not ordered a real burger. I feel so dirty!
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