SCORE!

RYAN: Can I take a pic with you since you are gonna be famous?
DRAGON: Or fired. [we both laugh]
RYAN: What pose should we do?
DRAGON: I don't know. You wanna do "suck it?"
RYAN: Ok, cool, that's like an homage to your teacher, Shawn Michaels.

I skipped Capoeira training yesterday and went straight to PWG to watch the "American Dragon" Brian Danielson wrestle his last match since he got signed to WWE. I was supposed to go to Eugene's Birthday "party" beforehand, but it was cancelled since the only ones who could show up were Vernon, June, and Stef. Problem solved.

Chad and I enforced our new rule of "nothing but pitchers" when buying beer. Buggy (see 8-23-09 entry) was hanging out. I was gonna avoid her since I was wasted when I 1st met her (and you know what they say about 1st impressions). So I was talking to Biggie ... when someone round-house-kicked me! I turned around. It was Buggy!

BUGGY: What? You don't remember me?
RYAN: Of course I remember you!
BUGGY: I called, I texted. Why you avoiding me? Can you believe this guy, Bart?
BART: He's still got long hair and mine's all gone.

Holy crap. Bart was clean shaven and got rid of all his long hair for a buzz cut! WTF?

I got to talk to that bartender, Lisa, who I've always been busting a #3 to. I used Carlos and Michelle as the opener for the conversation. But, yeah, talked to her. SCORE!

Anyway, there seems to be confusion over the meaning of over which ear that a chick wears a flower on. Chicks have said that a flower on the left ear means "taken" and on the right ear means "available." But then some chicks argue it's the other way around. The point is: The jackoffable chick in the crowd from last week's show who wore a flower on her right ear (see 8/29/09 entry) was there again. But kissing the dude she sat next to. Fuck it, I'm still busting a #3 to her. That'll show her. Wear the flower on the correct ear to avoid being a cocktease, bitch!

Continuing on the list of jackoffability: Chad liked the chick who was sitting 2 rows behind him. She had long dark hair. I actually met her a few shows back with a drunken Carlos 'cause Carlos likes to drunkenly talk to everyone.

RYAN: I already jacked off to her before.
CHAD: (staring at her) I feel like jacking off right now!
RYAN: Be right back. Going to the rest room.
CHAD: To jack off?!
RYAN: No! To pee!
CHAD: Oh! Whoops.

I hugged Buggy goodbye. She was wearing a tanktop and I was wearing a tanktop, so it was more skin on skin. I got a boner.

I literally bumped into former WWE wrestler Paul London on my way out.

RYAN: Sorry, man.
PAUL: That was fault-- Dude, I like your hair!
RYAN: Thanks.
PAUL: It looks so strong ...
RYAN: Oh, thanks, man.
PAUL: Don't ever cut it ...
RYAN: Oh, I will not.
PAUL: Don't even fuck it up by putting any product in it ...
RYAN: Cool, I won't.
PAUL: blah, blah, blah ...

RYAN: Is Paul stoned?
BIGGIE: Yeah, he's stoned.

Bart and Big Babi Slymm told me to give their regards to my "dad" (Matt's dad, Conrad). I was supposed to try to make it to David's band performance at the Mix in Montrose. They went on at 11:00PM. I got out of PWG at 1:00AM. Problem solved.

I fired up the porn, put on a Bailey O'Dare video, then a Amanda Emino video. Thought about that chick that Chad wanted. I rocket-launched it.

Woke up today and picked up an application for Halloween America. Off to Chris and Heather's party in Anaheim now.