MY MOMMY: You're not going to church? You're a pagan!
I dropped off my application at another Halloween store and hung out with Brian at the GNC. His friends, Chad (not to be confused with cholo/fellow PWG fan Chad) and Sergio stopped by. Sergio is actually the Hatter (see entry 9/9/09). He's actually pissed about the note I wrote to him that read:
Grow some balls and put your bitch in her place.
But he never found out it was from me. Brian and I were laughing the whole time. Inside joke.
GNC owner, Kevin, nearly fucked himself over when someone from the corporate GNC office stopped by to check on what he was doing wrong and Kevin started arguing with him until corporate guy threatened to shut down his store.
I saw Christian, better known as DJ Kracie, outside. He was 1 of my best friends in high school. He was job hunting as well. He doesn't DJ at clubs anymore, saying he was dealing with shady people. I got to brag about how I'm a film producer/stuntman/soon-to-be FMA instructor/stock trader/future law student AND that I'll be trying out again at the December Ninja Warrior auditions.
RYAN: You know who's a regular customer at the GNC where my boys work? Kit.
Long silence. DJ Kracie overcomes this disgusted look.
DJ KRACIE: Thanks for telling me. I was about to ask if GNC was hiring, but nevermind.
Remember how I said I would've been thrusting Kit violently 24/7 if she wasn't my friend's ex, but I busted a #3 to her a lot anyway since my friend probably wouldn't care since she cheated on him? Yup, DJ Kracie is that friend. Bros before hoes.
DJ Kracie introduced me to his new girlfriend, Donna.
A lot of people are pissed about how Taylor Swift was wronged while trying to make her Thank You speech at the MTV Video Music Awards. But I always say, "Don't feed the troll." That's why I won't even mention the cunt's name who ruined her moment. But thank God for Beyonce making it right at the end.
My personal favorite moment, though, is the tribute to Michael Jackson:
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