Went to the gym early today. Went home. Did jack shit. Stayed home to watch all of WWE Smackdown. Richard texted me 'cause he was looking for something to do:
RYAN: I suggest going to the gym to get yolked, which will hopefully lead to attracting more chicks to bang.
RICHARD: LMAO! I'm too drunk to lift anything other than my own ego.
RYAN: Well, if you can still at least lift your own penis, you should be able to bang someone. Ha.
RICHARD: That's been my logic all along!
Went to the gym again. Whoa, 2 times in 1 day! Haven't done 1 of those in a long time. Remembered to tell Iam to give competitive body building a try.
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