When I was your age, I didn't have periods!

Happy Birthday to my best friend, Walter Mabanag, who's disappeared off the face of the earth and I haven't seen him in years.

Guro, that deadbeat of a FMA instructor, had to cancel our 11:00AM training today, citing that he had an 8:30AM class and his instructor was late. I went to the gym to get my Spartacus on and work out my pull muscles.

My mommy and I had lunch with her sister and my cousin Andree at Outback Steakhouse in Northridge. And the rest of this dysfunctional family's day pretty much went like this:

• My mommy's sister made Uncle Lando take cousin Jillian to a psychiatrist in Beverly Hills because she's still crying over her boyfriend dumping her.
• Cousins Janine and Jillian blame everything on their dad, Uncle Lando, being bi-polar.
• Miscellaneous bitchiness (as usual) from my mommy's sister.
• Church.
• Dinner at Uncle Lando's place.

JILLIAN: My stomach's cramping.
RYAN: Why?
JILLIAN: I'm on my period.
RYAN: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DIDN'T HAVE PERIODS!

• Mediating an argument between the 2 little sisters when Janine, going through laundry, was complaining that Jillian doesn't wash her period-stained underwear. (I hate to use cliches, but ... FML!)
• And finish with: A fight between me and my mommy's sister (not the 1st time) because she gets off on humiliating people in public and someone (usually me) had to put her in her place.

Just watching vids of the free UFC fights that aired earlier today.