A bank teller named Kristina

So I got a computer virus. [Sad face.] I'll fix it later.

I was going to go to Capoeira training, but then I was feeling sick, but then I got better, but didn't want to go anyway.

My mommy had me go to the bank with her to add my name to her account. The employee helping us was named Kristina. At 1st I assumed she was armo, but then noticed her accent might be mid-western. She was jackoffable. She asked to see my I.D., but almost forgot to give it back until I asked for it. In a perfect world, it would be because she wanted to stalk me. If only this was a porn flick, I would've forgotten to get my I.D. back, Kristina would've contacted me to give it back to me, but then admit that she kept it on purpose, I would've asked why, add more cheesy dialogue until bow chicka wow wow.

I didn't feel like buying a shirt when my mommy and I went shopping, so we ate at Rubios. I noticed a bunch of high school chicks eat there. Score. There was this 1 chick dressed like an athlete and an aight face. Not too skinny and short like girls are supposed to be without being a midget. I saved her in my database along with Kristina.

I ended the night with WWE Raw on the TV (as opposed to catching it on youtube while in the Philippines.