To masturbate to the look-a-like, or not to masturbate to the look-a-like. That is the question.

Both my mommy and I overslept and missed 12:00 church. I informed my guitar class that I'm back in town. I was fashionably late in meeting my mommy at church in the afternoon.

We ate dinner at Elephant Bar in Burbank for the 1st time in a long time. I've missed those lamb shanks, veggies, mashed potatoes, mud pie, and substituted the strawberry in the strawberry lemonade with raspberry (so it was a raspberry lemonade). There was this chick there named Jackie who went to the same grade school and high school as me. She's a look-a-like of Kristen Kreuk (Lana Lang in Smallville), meaning no one wanted to do her until Smallville became a TV show and she became noticeable via doppelganger. I guess I'd hit it, but not necessarily worthy of being in my database and busting a #3 to, unless I'm bored.