Back in the U.S. for a few hours and already got 2 in the database

Dad, Philip, Malou, Auntie Aida and the driver, Bernie, took my mommy and I to the airport. Philip's neighbor called Philip to report that a loud fight was taking place at the house. Philip called Bong and found out that the maids Chanda and Flor were fighting! Cat fight!

The flight movies included Up in the Air, The Blind Side and others. My mommy went with The Twilight Saga: New Moon and kept asking me a bunch of questions. I listened to some Taylor Swift before watching The Surrogates. I missed the last 14 minutes because we landed early and had to get off the plane.

Outside the airport, some cute black chick was trying to pick up on me. It's rare that I find a cute black chick in everyday life. But I can never operate in front of my uptight mommy. What a cockblock. Chick pointed out some other dude who had long hair, but said his was plain compared to mine. She was right. If only this was a porn flick, we would've gone inside because she said it was cold, have some cheesy dialogue that would've led us into the restroom, and bow chicka wow wow. But nooo. Oh well, she's in my database.

Auntie Bella picked us up. Outback Steakhouse was closed so we ate dinner at Cheesecake Factory. I tried their New Orleans Shrimps for the 1st time. Our receipt revealed our waitress' name was Anita L. Anita's face was aight. She was short like a girl should be without being a midget. I could imagine carrying her while - as they would say in A Clockwork Orange - having the ol' in-out. And she had a dark, long ponytail that would be nice to pull on. I saved her in my database as well.

Philip called while we were on the road. Time to call him back.