Boner at the front desk, Boner in the classroom

I picked up my prescription for new glasses before making my way to Justin's office in Pasadena. He talked to me about how he does Primerica. I knew it. Ah, this again. His higher-up, Margot, was an attorney for 6-1/2 years. He baited me with being able to ask her for advice.

I went to my seminar for the LSAT review. The chick at the front desk must be muslim as she has that cloth around her head at all times. But she's got a pretty face with glasses and light lipstick. While talking to her, I was discreetly humping the front desk between us, pretending it didn't exist, as if I was going into her. (Thank God no one walked up behind me!)

RYAN: Where's the restroom?
MUSLIM CHICK: Let me walk you.
INNER RYAN: Ooh, she wants to walk me.

RYAN: Can I borrow a pen?
MUSLIM CHICK: Sure, but give it back. I'll be watching you.
INNER RYAN: Ooh, she'll be watching me.

Our lecturer was a total geek chick. White chick with a long, dark ponytail and glasses. She gave out candy.

LECTURER: Ryan, how bad do you wanna go to Law School?
RYAN: Pretty bad.
LECTURER: And when you get there, how hard are you gonna work?
INNER RYAN: I wanna drink beer and jack off to more classmates and teachers while buzzed.
RYAN: Even better.

I listened to her life story. She says she's 5'7 and around 120 lbs. Not short, but light enough that I could carry her while having the in-out. Says she graduated from USC in '03. She'd be about 29. Older woman.

RYAN: What was your name again?
LECTURER: Lauren.

Lauren and I then shook hands! That's, like, hand sex! I can now scream out her name and imagine the touch of her hand while busting a #3. Today was a good day with 2 more in the database.

I went to the mall with my mommy to pick out some new glasses. I went with some brand name called Oakleys. I got myself some lasagna and raspberry iced tea for dinner.