I screamed like a girl

I screamed like a girl when I saw a cockroach in my room. My mommy jumped when she heard me shriek! She killed it and Philip kicked its remains out the door. My mommy was the last one to get in the car to go to church. She blamed her lateness on seeing a shadow follow her (I shit you not). We really made fun of her for that. The service was held at the mall. We were late and didn't have to stay long.

My mommy treated eveyone to a restaurant in Eastwood, the area with the bar that serves Sam Adams, Stella Artois, and other beers from around the world. It turns out my mommy knew what I do there all along. The name of the restaurant is Somethin' Fishy. That caused a lot of confusion.

RYAN: Where are we eating?
DAD: Somethin' Fishy.
RYAN: So where are we eating?
DAD: Somethin' Fishy.
RYAN: Ok, I understand what we're eating, but at what place?

You get the point.

It was all-you-can-eat. You guessed it. I ate 3 times more than everyone. We went mall ratting afterward. The Philippines just got their 1st Johnny Rockets restaurant. There was some celebrity whom I don't know at the Lacoste store. But he had a jackoffable brunette white girl with him. She's now in my database.