Just another hump day

I pulled up to Capoeira practice and found Diana sitting alone. Of course. She never runs. The rest of the class returned from their run and it was just Andres, Jesse I, and Ian. I accidentally scraped my left knee deep against the wall (despite wearing pants) doing handstand walks. By the time I finished cleaning it up in the restroom, it looked like a murder scene in there. Andres and Jesse went for a 2nd run, leaving just Ian, Diana and I to break.

RYAN: I had a dream about--
DIANA: --a guy?
RYAN: You're too obsessed with guy-on-guy fantasies! I had a dream about Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan from Twilight).
DIANA: Was it rated PG, R ...
RYAN: Um, what happened was ...
DIANA: It was rated R.
RYAN: And it was cowgirl.
DIANA: Oh God.
RYAN: I just don't know how that happened 'cause I'm more of an Alice Cullen (Ashley Greene) type of guy. By the way, her leaked naked pics are on my secret blog.
DIANA: You have a blog?
RYAN: And you're not gonna find it!
DIANA: Maybe you thought about Kristen Stewart right before you fell asleep--
RYAN: Oh, and I might have to boycott New Moon (upcoming Twilight sequel) 'cause Kelly Clarkson's - my future baby's mama - song that she submitted for it's soundtrack didn't make the final cut.
DIANA: What do you talk about in your blog that's so secret?
RYAN: Jacking off to this girl who works at Red Robin, and other girls, blah, blah, blah ...

I also ended up landing a side kick to Diana's boobs when we played in the roda. Andres says it's off limits just because she's a girl. Andres is on a raw food diet for the next 20 days, which is why he's so tired because his body's adjusting. He also confessed to getting a large cup of ice cream at Cold Stones as soon as we all ended our diet after Monster Massive. Jesse II stopped by to visit.

I finally opened the mysterious box Stefanie gave me on Halloween when she drew the wolfpack tattoo on me. Pics to come when my laptop is working again. My mommy and I had dinner at Cheesecake Factory. The usual beef ribs and rasperry lemonade for me.