I see your true colors shining through

Stopped by Baja Fresh for some nachos before finally going to Capoeira training today. The Glendale Marketplace was blasting Paul Van Dyk's Sandstorm. I've been having trouble making the earlier 4:00PM start time, but training today started at 5:30PM. So I thought I was finally gonna be early ... but no. Of all days, there was mad traffic. Something about heavy winds on the 118 forced everyone to clog the 210 freeway.

I finally saw the new room we landed. Today's class: Andres, Angel, Jesse II, Louis, Diana, and Brian (not to be confused with Brian at the GNC). Brian, who had to leave for Utah last summer, was in town for Thanksgiving break.

For my own boring reference, the 1st combo we drilled: meia lua de frente (inside ax kick), armada (spin kick), esquiva (dodge), meia lua de compasso (low spin kick). 2nd combo: meia lua de frente, armada, quexiada (ax kick), switch stance, meia lua de compasso. Then we played. Then the higher-ups interrupted us because they had to close the facility. And we continued playing outside. In my last game, I was playing Angel and my pants were falling down, but Jesse II bailed me out.

Then we talked:

• Brian says there's nothing to do in Utah except that a chick told him the clubs are in the city and "there's exstacy."
• In a lot of schools in Utah, boys and girls have Bibles placed between them while dancing to make sure they don't get too close.
• Everytime Andres joked about cutting a hole through the Bible to "hook up" while dancing, he eerily found new blood on his forehead.
• Andres' overly-Christian mom once freaked out when Andres placed another book on top of the Bible.
• Andres was once set up to check out a transvestite while in Brazil.
• A chick's ass implants went terribly wrong that they look like hamstrings.
• I shared the chapter of my life when I had to go out with a stripper.
• Girls Gone Wild is boring as it's just girls flashing for a shirt, which they do so quickly that the editors have to replay it in slow motion and pause it.
• Rebuked Diana's claim that she saw a Brazilian chick with no ass since "there's no such thing" and I reinforced it with, "I watch the [Brazilian] porn. Chicks have ass!".
• Andres FINALLY looked up the naked pics of Ashley Greene (Alice Cullen from Twilight) - saying, "I like Alice!" - and said he thought of me since I was 1st to break the news of it.
• Andres reenacted a scene from New Moon where Jacob Black takes off his shirt in slow motion with the cameras on his abs to wrap it around Bella's bleeding head.
• I shared how, whenever I have to shake hands with someone I don't like, I rub my hand down my crotch first out of spite.
• Somehow Andres hand went into Angel's mouth during their handshake and that's the new joke.

Ended the day with an all new episode of Glee that featured their cover of Cyndi Lauper's True Colors and then The Ultimate Fighter.