My mommy woke me up at 12:55PM to tell me I missed church ... again. I'll admit I went to sleep at 5:00AM after watching homemade porn by real everyday people (it's nice to get away from the "acting" porn once in a while). I had inserted some chick named Debbie in my database for the 1st time. She's a personal trainer at the gym I go to.
My mommy and I ate at Zono Sushi in Glendale. Then went to the mall. I visited Brian at the GNC. He told me about how his new girl (her name's Tu - she's Vietnamese, but I think "his new girl" sounds better) randomly rubs his balls and then just stops. I told him he had to finish his "blue balls" story some other time as I had to meet my mommy at church, but not before walking by the Red Robin to put Jazz in my database.
After church, my mommy and I continued shopping. I finally bought this belt with the "Last Supper" design at Urban Outfitters. Then bought a Rascal Flatts shirt at JC Penny. I don't remember the last time I ever bought anything clothing related. I feel like such a girl. I walked by the Red Robin again to see Jazz for another database run.
Then my mommy discovered her phone was lost. After calling Urban Outfitters and finding out it was turned in, I went there to retrieve it. We were locked inside the mall for a while, though. On the way there, I passed by Cheesecake Factory and noticed this waitress named Crystal who served us once. I remember she was the one who kept touching my arm every time she spoke to me, which gave me a boner. I renewed her in the database. A chick employee at Urban Outfitters met me at the door to give me the phone and she was also worthy enough to be in the database. Overload! I'm gonna have my work cut out for me this week in jacking off.
My mommy and I had dinner at In-N-Out Burger.
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