Last night, I hung out with Chad and James (Brandon's friend whom I met last PWG show). Despite calling me a few days ago to remind me about PWG, Brandon somehow forgot it was this weekend and took a road trip to San Francisco.
Once again, the asian bartender was talking to me. I should probably learn her name by now. She noticed I was wearing my Hermione shirt ...
ASIAN BARTENDER: Are you serious? (Silence.) That is so wrong! Only 'cause she was still a teen when that image was taken.
It was an outrage that all they had on tap was Bud and Miller. AND they ran out of each, so they had to mix them! Plus, they automatically assumed since I was retuning 2 pitchers that I wanted both refilled. So I had 2 pitchers, each a mixture of Bud and Miller. But at least Lisa, the bartender who's been in my database for a long time now, spoke to me ...
LISA: Tell our friends in Nebraska that we said "hi" and we miss them.
RYAN: I will!
I exchanged 2 lines of dialogue with her. Score! Fuck it, both bartenders are in my database (since the asian one's always put effort trying to talk to me). I have enough alone time on my hands.
CHAD: The last time we sat together at a show was last summer with Carlos and Michelle. We were fucked up. Remember how we were talking to the wrestlers? Oh, remember how we met that chick Buggy?
Ah, if he only knew. Buggy wasn't at PWG last night. I guess she's still sick with the flu. I wonder if she'll still stalk me since announcing 3 days ago that she got in a relationship with 1 of the local wrestlers. It's flattering how there was dialogue between us on her facebook wherein she implied that she liked me, but had to hide it once she got in an official relationship. It gave me that "the other guy" type of feel. Flattering. Oh well. Her friend Krystal was cuter anyway. Speaking of which ...
CHAD: Hey, that chick (Buggy's friend, Krystal) looks like Socal Val.
RYAN: Socal Val's too high maintenance.
CHAD: Yeah, she don't even look that good.
RYAN: But I'd jack off to her (Krystal).
CHAD: I would too!
That chick who used to wear a flower on her ear and who sits in the back row was there too. Renewed in my database.
Watching Pineapple Express on TV now. Today's plan: Pick up Matt to go to Battle of Los Angeles night 2. And then show up to Chris' Birthday party in Anaheim really late.
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