Weird nite last nite. Im dreamt i wz eating a giant maeshmallow ... Wen i woke up my pillow was gone ... ill find out if it was cotton or feather when nature calls
Went to visit Brian at the GNC. (BTW, there was this band playing at the Americana that was so horrible that even I thought I could do better.) Last week, the security guard Ricafort mentioned Brian's debacle to get to Monster Massive. Brian's group's plan was to meet at his place. But 1 of the drivers for their carpool deviated by going to the rave 1st and telling them to meet him there. Everyone then flaked.
BRIAN: But at least I got laid.
This ugly girl that Brian was forced to go with during a double date ("take 1 for the team," as they put it) kept looking at him, which always prompted Brian's new girl Tu (I finally learned her name) to grab on him. The ugly girl was jealous and pissed.
RYAN: By the way, to ensure that I didn't break out (in acne) the way I usually do whenever thinking too much about an upcoming party with girls, I had to quit masturbating a couple weeks before Monster Massive. Didn't get to do it again until this weekend and - holy crap - I had no idea I could produce that much--
BRIAN: I know! That happens to me too! It was like a freakin' gallon, huh?
RYAN: Do you still talk to Ryan Perez?
BRIAN: Funny you should mention that. He's actually [goes into detail about Perez's life] blah, blah, blah--
RYAN: Anyway, I trained him back when we were working at Mann Theatre. We had this co-worker named Jennifer. She got him that job. The point is: Jennifer was my main database back then. I finally saw her again years later at the gym last week. I had a boner.
Went to church with my mommy. Got to play with the hand sanitizers the church just installed. Then spent the rest of the night at my mommy's sister's house.
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