Once, society tended to wink at the thought of a sexy female teacher seducing lusty schoolboys. Now, a student hot for her students is seen as a sex offender.
Damn equal rights! Damn it to hell! The only reason for shifting the view of female teachers as sex offenders is to avoid a double-standard since a male teacher on a female student was always looked down upon.
Well, let's go down the list of pics as I give my critique on each one:
Debra Lafave, 29. Ok, she's a bottle blonde. Normally, that kind of blond looks fake. But she's jackoffable.
Erin Mclean, 32. Her husband actually shot the student she sexed. Anyway, her face is ok. Her hair needs work. Although, it looks like she's going for the "Alice Cullen from Twilight" look. Heck, just for that, I'll deem her jackoffable.
Jennifer Rice, 33. It says she sexed 2 students who were brothers. It doesn't clarify if at the same time, though. But if so, that's hot. Anyway, she looks like she just got out of bed in this mugshot. But if she freshened up, I'm sure she's jackoffable.
Kelsey Peterson, 27. No. Not my type. Could be worse, I guess. I have to pass on this one.
Lisa Lavoie, 24. Not all that, but not ugly either. So it's even so far. She's got that natural look, though, which means she's got potential. Jackoffable by benefit of the doubt.
Maria Guzman Hernandez, 32. Noteworthy: she was a teacher at a Catholic school. Interestingly, the boy's mom knew about the relationship and approved it. Now that is a cool mom! But she is NOT jackoffable.
Mary Kay Letournaeu, 47. Now this is the most famous case. She ended up having 2 kids with the boy she sexed and even married him years later when she got out of prison. Congrads, I guess. But, yeah, I can see why he hit it.
Melissa Weber, 27. Well, her face is ... eh. But she's got that Kelly Clarkson thickness. Her hair is flat. But she's got big boobs. If I had to grade on a curve ... Oh what the heck? Jackoffable by default.
Michelle Simonson, 28. I actually like her. She reminds me of an old Martial Arts classmate, the one who got away. And she's rockin' a smirk with some attitude in this mugshot. Definitely jackoffable.
Pamela Rogers, 32. Now that's what I'm talking about. She taught Gym? Extra points. And after she was already sentenced, she sent more pics of herself to the boy she sexed and got 2 more years added. Persistence! You know what? I already dropped my pants!
Pamela Smart, 42. Whoa, that's some retro '80s stuff going on. Actually, it was the 80s in that pic. She actually got the boy she sexed to shoot her husband. I'm not sure how she looks now, but in this pic she's jackoffable.
Ranee Sue Proper, 42. Holy MILF status, Batman! She was a Music teacher too? Grrr ... And she sexed 2 boys. It never specifies if at the same time or separately, but oh well. Jackoffable.
Rebecca Boicelli, 38. Hell no! Correction. Hell-to-the-no! The boy she sexed must've been on beer goggles. And she had his baby!
Wendie Schweikert, 39. Well, she's got that trailer park look ... if you're into that kind of thing. I think I'll pass, unless I'm on Jack Daniels goggles. Not just beer goggles. Jack Daniels goggles. Only then will she be jackoffable. But then I'd also want you to punch me.
Anyway, Tiwat broke his hand, in what would become a related note:
TIWAT: I broke my hand.
RYAN: Which one?
TIWAT: My right. The one I jack off with.
RYAN: Have you tried the left hand?
TIWAT: No.
RYAN: No right-hander can ever do it! I tried it before. The 1st time, I gave up. It wasn't working! I got it the 2nd time. But it took a LONG time. I never bothered with it again after that.
TIWAT: (sarcastically) Great. That's what I have to look forward to.
But the moral of today's story is: Where the hell were these teachers when I was in school?
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