Thursday, August 20, 2009

The award for Spankability goes to ...

I went to check out this network marketing meeting in Burbank. It looks all right. Then went to the AMC 16.

Paid to see The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard at 4:50PM, then snuck into G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra at 6:20PM and District 9 at 8:10PM.

District 9 was different. Nice, though. At least people were applauding whenever a body exploded.

Channing Tatum is always cool. Marlon Wayans didn't kill this adventure like he killed the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons. Rachel Nichols who plays Scarlett is jackoffable.

But the show-stealer for spankability is Kathryn Hahn in The Goods. She was also in that movie Step Brothers, but that blond-hair-up-in-a-bun-look was doing nothing for her in that movie. In The Goods, she's obsessed with fucking a 10-year-old who has an aging defect where he appears as a grown adult. It got me hot. Hey, it's not pedophilia if it's an aging defect. But, yeah, Kathryn Hahn ... can't wait 'til I'm home alone.

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