Odin

It was Jesse I, Jesse II, Brian (not to be confused with Brian from the GNC or my college roommate Brian), Elmo, Caesar, Julio, and I with Andres at Capoeira class. Oh, and Louis is back from Brazil. BJJ Day today. No Muay Thai. Louis needs to eat something. He's only 2% body fat. And he was trying to catch up with BJJ. Andres picked me to demonstrate with him and pointed out that I had perfect sidemount. But then his scabs started bleeding and I pointed out, "Ew! You're bleeding!" He wrapped it up with a black shirt. OG status.

I submitted Elmo with a rear naked choke. Jesse I was next. Jokingly pointed out, "Eye gouging" when his forearm was inadvertently raking my eye as he was trying to go for a choke. My left contact lens did roll up to my eyeball, though. At that point, I just kept him in my guard and felt like doing absolutely nothing until time limit. He won by decision.

RYAN (me): Are my eyes 2 different colors?
ANDRES: Yeah! That's sick! Can you go again?
RYAN: Yeah, I guess.
ANDRES: You sure?
RYAN: Yeah.
ANDRES: Go next.

I rolled with Jesse II. He and I are always a good match. Even Andres told everyone while we were roliing, "This is good to watch. I won by decision. I went with Caesar next. He's a wrestler. I hate wrestlers. I mean, I like watching wrestlers. But I hate wrestling wrestlers. He couldn't choke me. I kept calm and pried his fingers 1 by 1 off of my neck. He won by decision. 2-2 today for me. Not bad. The roda was kinda forgettable. Brian then announced that he had to move to Utah next week. His brother, Elmo, will be staying behind.

ANDRES: I didn't give you permission to go!

Oh yeah, Ashley Tisdale was performing at the Americana. I knew this before hand, but didn't think it was a big deal. So when I tried to take a lap at the Americana and we were all barricaded outside despite the show being free (but overcrowded), I was like, "Are you fucking kidding me?" Sure, when I saw her in the video for her cover of Disney's Kiss the Girl, I was like, "I'd hit it." But when I saw her without makeup on TMZ, I immediately correctly myself, "Ew! Nevermind!"

I saw Dennis at the gym. He works at Red Robin. I went earlier than usual lately at 10:00PM hoping to run into Dennis. I dropped some names and asked if those people were still working there. Gabe has moved to the Red Robin in Simi Valley, though. The last 2 times I saw Gabe was when he served us when my mommy and I took Carlos, Michelle, Eugene, and Stef to eat and then a month later on the Monday after EDC. But then I got to what I really wanted to know.

RYAN: What about Jazz?
DENNIS: Jazz is still there.
RYAN: (surprised) Yeah?

Jazz is a girl who I like jacking off to. She's a "girl next door" type. But I haven't seen her in weeks. I'd been circling around Red Robin, pretending to look busy, and was about to let it go when I hadn't seen her in weeks. But now I know she's still there.