I always liked Ashley Greene/Alice Cullen from Twilight

Nothing I say today will matter except for the fact that pics just surfaced of Ashley Greene, who plays Alice Cullen on Twilight.

I was first alerted when Ron, who was a year older than me in high school, mentioned in his Facebook status "poor Ashley Greene from Twilight." Didn't know what it meant. But then I looked it up. Wow.

First, let me say that I would never cheat on Kelly Clarkson. But second has always been Emma Watson - although tied with Summer Glau as of last year and recently I've been thinking of replacing Glau with Bonnie Wright because at least Clarkson, Watson and Wright all have in common that they're the "girl-next-door" type whereas Glau might be something else. But third has stably been Ashley Greene. So let it be known that I've liked Ashley Greene BEFORE whatever bandwagon will now form in light of these ... pics.

I texted Andres:

Running a 'lil late. Ashley Greene from "Twilight" just got pics leaked on the internet. Accidentally lost track of time.

Andres responded:

Hahaha

Capoeira training was -- Oh who would care at this point. Let me wrap this up.

Andres: What I really wanna try is party with this guy (referring to me).
Ian: I don't think it's possible to keep up.
Andres: No, but we can try.

Andres already stereotyped that I'm probably good at beer pong. Jesse I, Jesse II, Ian, Brian, and I today. Jesse I asked me if anything was coming up. I said Monster Massive. Andres' eyes lit up and said that he was there last year. Wow. Just ... wow. Then told his stories of chicks asking him if he was rolling, pretending he was rolling, light shows, walking around showing off his 6-pack, chicks grabbing his crotch, a chick on his shoulders while he made out with the chick's friend, then the chick on his shoulders getting jealous so she made out with him too, then the chick accidentally falling over and he had to catch her that they ended up in a standing 69 position, people taking pics of it, etc.

Andres: We all gotta go. By then, we all have to have 6-packs.
Ryan (me): (at Jesse I) I was trying to get you and Kevin to go to EDC with me and go as the werewolves from Twilight!
Andres: That would've been cool.
Ryan: Speaking of Twilight ...

And that's when we all laughed. Everyone's gonna be checking that out as soon as they get home. It's too damn bad my mom's home for a week (she got a 1 week vacation). I cannot jack off to it until maybe the weekend when she goes to work, hopefully.