The best dream ever

I woke up this morning after having a dream I was having sex with Ariana while her sister, Lola, watched. Ariana is an old stoner friend from CSUN I used to bust a #3 to. Years later when I met her sister, I busted a #3 to her as well. The dream ended with me in bed with Edlin. Freakin' weird. That was the best night of dreams EVER!

Dave jump-started my old Saturn that I inherited from my late Uncle Charlie. I drove it for the 1st time in 10 months to put it in my driveway. Pigs were giving a warning to move it due to the 72-hour parking rule. "Fuck da police."

I went to Capoeira training. It was just the 2 Jesses, Elmo, Diana, Louis, Ian, Chris (the new guy), and I training with Andres. Music training and then straight to playing. People think the new guy, Chris, is annoying. He guessed my age as 22 and I went with it. Andres, the 2 Jesses, and Ian went to a UCLA party afterward. I went straight to the PWG show in Reseda.

This was Carlos and Michelle's last PWG show as they'll be moving to Nebraska. Caesar (not to be confused with Capoeira Caesar) lost a lot of weight from his hospital visits. Carlos broke the tradition of everyone taking a turn to buy pitcher of beer. Chad and I agreed on nothing but pitchers for future shows.

The bartender, Lisa, who I like to bust a #3 to was there. When we accidentally made eye contact, instead of instinctively looking away in fear like I usually do, I smiled. And she smiled back! SCORE!

There was this other chick in the crowd who was jackoffable. She had a flower on the right side of her head, blond streaks in dark hair, and a black-and-white striped blouse. There was also this blond chick who sat with the workers who was very flirty with me during intermission and after the show. What the heck, I'll put her in the database too since she insists.

Marty gave me a stack of flyers for this year's Monster Massive and told me to hit him up if I want a ticket. Tornado always does 2 weeks before a party. Tornado also called out to me in the parking lot. I guess I'm with the cool people now.

I texted Happy Birthday to David at midnight.

I fired up the porn. Busted a #3 to that chick in tonight's crowd. Launched it like a rocket. Did some chores to allow me to reload. Busted a #3 to Ariana for old time's sake. After that, I was too tired to get to Lisa. Good night.