Do you carry steroids?

IAM: Hello. Thank you for calling GNC.
RYAN: Hi. Who am I speaking to?
IAM: My name's Iam.
RYAN: Oh, good. Do you carry steroids?
IAM: Um, no.
RYAN: Oh, but my contact gave me this number and told me to ask for Iam.
IAM: Who's this?
RYAN: Hahahaha ...

I decided to prank-call Iam at his work for his Birthday. Today marks his Quarter-Life-Crisis. Iam is the biggest Filipino you'd ever see. He's always being accused of taking steroids.

I forgot to say yesterday that Michael Jackson's death has officially been ruled a homicide.

It's been 8 years today since Aaliyah passed away. It was a big deal to me at the time 'cause she had just done a movie with Jet Li called Romeo Must Die, which made her look cooler to me.

Yesterday, I read some story of another female teacher who fucked her underaged student, which went into depth about such past cases. I've been meaning to rant in depth about it myself. But another time. I'm sleepy. But for now I'll just say that, from the pics, some of these teachers were jackoffable. I mean, where were these teachers when I was in school?

I started my day with playing the Beatles' Yesterday on my guitar. Then cruised down to guitar practice and rocked out.

Hiro called me again. He arrived from Japan yesterday. That's a whole other story.