Like, totally eye-fucking

Yesterday, I hit the gym. Had to skip the ab warm-up where I squeeze the glutes, rush with the weights, skipped the forearm curls again because my wrist still wouldn't be able to take it, and skipped 30 minutes of cardio on the treadmill because Eugene planned to be at my house by 4:00PM.

On the way to Stefanie's house, some cute, redhead white chick in a black car was checking me out. She passed up. Then Eugene passed her and she and I checked each other out again, like, totally eye-fucking. She merged behind us and finally exited.

At Stefanie's house, we had some wine, me on an empty stomach. I was buzzed. We had to wait for their gang, June and Vernon. We decided we couldn't make it to all-you-can-eat sushi at Osaka Sushi because it might be crowded and I had to be at home by 7:30PM. We ended up going to Hamburger Hamlet in Pasadena. My first time. And apparently it's the first place in Pasadena that Stefanie found out doesn't make sangria when I tried ordering sangria and they said they don't do it. I took the fries home in a box.

I invited David from USA Rocks to watch UFC at Carlos' house. The event was supposed to start at 7:00PM, but Carlos recorded it and said we're gonna watch it at 8:00PM so that I'd "have another hour to sleep." Got home at 7:30PM and did a beer run for some Samuel Adams Summer Ale. David started getting annoying when he thought he was lost. He got there before me and he and Carlos had already gotten acquainted and were "kicking it" by the time I got there.

Carlos: Your buddy's cool!

Michelle was in San Diego for a No Doubt concert. BJ Penn is back as he beat Kenny Florian to retain the Lightweight title. Anderson Silva destroyed Forrest Griffin (successfully bobbing and weaving with hands down, knocking Forrest out with a jab from hands down while skipping back and Forrest on the floor waving to the ref that he quit) that Forrest immediately ran back to the locker room afterward.

I went to the Blu Monkey Lounge Hollywood afterward for Philip's girlfirend's Birthday. But they never showed up! Philip's borther, Thomas, recognized me and I got to talk with him.

Thomas: Look at you looking all buff!

Thomas came with 4 other people. 1 of them was a blond, white girl that he was dancing with. But they didn't look PDA-ish, so I guess that means she wasn't his girlfriend. So when I got home, I figured it was OK to jack off to her.

Today, I just watched Iam sing again at the Glendale Marketplace. He has a new guitar again. He traded in his new guitar last week for this new guitar. He's getting better. He doesn't realize the mic's still on, though, when he's joking around about stuff.

Gosh, a blond, white girl was sitting there all alone watching Iam too. Couldn't talk to her, though. Gosh, she had a nice smile. I emailed Krystal all about it on the spot through my Blackberry. Iam asked her what her name was and she adorably turned around wondering if he was talking to someone else. She said her name's Olga. She mentioned that she plays the piano, but doesn't sing. Iam tried to make me look good saying I play (guitar) too. I smiled at her. She tipped Iam before leaving. Iam asked her if she would stop by next week. She said yes, but we're hoping she wasn't just saying that to be nice. I suggested she might be Russian. Afterward, Iam asked 1 of the regular security guards if it was forbidden in their culture to date other races. I said, "Fuck it, we're in America."

It was also the twins' - Roxy and Patti - Birthday today. Went old school and actually called Roxy. But left a Facebook comment for Patti. And of course I called Jon as it was his Birthday as well. He didn't pick up at first, but he called me back.