Wolfpack minds: Johnny is no longer missing

I had a weird dream last night: It looked like a road trip. I came upon a cabin. But inside the cabin, it looked like either a small town church or a town hall. Anyway, my gang and I proceeded to rob it. But we left alone a disabled guy. What's weird is I think my mommy was part of my gang. End of dream.

I took a large blue trash bag of water bottles back to the recycling center that I visited last Monday, the one with all the slackers. Today, the same slackers weren't so slacker-ish. What an improvement.

SLACKER DUDE: (As I wonder which end to insert the water bottle into the machine) C'mon, bro, don't be scared.

I earned $6.50 for 84 bottles!

At the mall, Jessica was working at American Basics. It's funny how life works. She went from somebody I thought I would never see again to suddenly discovering months later that the store she was working in was just re-branded and relocated to another part of the mall. She's renewed in the database.

I noticed that all the employees of Teavana were in the break room, leaving all of their free samples unattended. Review: I used to drink gallons of their free samples per week during the holiday season last year until the manager finally called me on it. Since then, I would only stop by if that manager was on break. I proceeded to drink more of their unattended free samples. The manager walked out and mechanically greeted me just as I finished up and split. Haha.

I had an inexplicable urge to turn around while walking on the second floor. After being missing since the middle of last month, I finally came upon Johnny! Wolfpack minds, baby! He was with that chick, Lilian, who thought I was cute, but I had to essentially turn her down after finding out she once caught an infection because she's not into condoms. Anyway, I burned a stare through him until he finally turned his head and saw me. Wolfpack telepathy, baby! And he was drunk. Wolfpack, baby!

At Barnes & Noble, the ethnically-ambiguous looking chick, Monica, was working. She really has issues with her hair. Her hair just really sucks. But her face is cute enough to actually compensate for it. She's renewed in the database.