"I might be telling you more than I should about my life, but I think it's because I'm drunk." Well no shit.

After Amy's house party late last night, I went to the gym at around 3:00AM. Danny was working the front desk.

DANNY: How are ya, Ryan?
RYAN: Just came from a party. Gotta work it off.
DANNY: (To the guy he was just talking to) You see this guy, man?!

Top Rocking class always seems to be the highlight of my week. People present today: Eric, Bop, some white guy, some girl, and ... Surprise: the one code-named "Choir Boy." He can finally reclaim his balls after procrastinating to check out this class for so long. Humorous moment: Having done a stretch that transitioned into only two push-ups and back into the stretch, after warming up we discovered that Bop absentmindedly never stopped doing what was supposed to be only two push-ups.

I was pressed for time, but trained "Choir Boy" briefly in FMA.

I had to buy a vest for tomorrow's gig.

Finally, it was time for the PWG show. Only Chad from the usual gang showed up. Actually, Brandon's friend, Dan, too. The autistic dude, Joshua, was back ... sitting next to the chick that Chad and I both share in the database. Other than that, the chick who usually wears a flower on her ear, though not today, was renewed in the database as well. Chad bought his usual "lightweight" pitcher of Bud Light on tap. I bought my usual Sam Adams Oktoberfest on tap.

CHAD: I'm staying at the motel. It's nice because I never got to live alone. You know I was only 18 when I had Omar?
RYAN: How old is Omar now?
CHAD: 18.
RYAN: Now that he's 18, you ever tell him not to do the same thing you did?
CHAD: Oh fuck yeah!

CHAD: I did [two girls at once], but I nutted in one minute. My financial aid money came in. But I didn't get to pick the second chick. She did. But she was hot anyway.
RYAN: Two guys on one girl is kind of gay. That would have to be my best friend and the chick would have to be really hot. Although, I'd probably be OK with you.
CHAD: Oh yeah, I've known you for a while, Intocable. If a hot chick just came up to us now - it probably wouldn't be her (referring to aforementioned chick sitting next to autistic Joshua) - but I'd be down. We don't talk to each other - maybe a high-five - and you stay on your side, I stay on my side ...

CHAD: So at Wrestlereunion, I snorted some cocaine-- I'm not gonna say who brought it, but we'll just leave it at that. And Sam[antha] said she just came back from the Briscoes' room and I started imagining sperm around her mouth--
RYAN: Wait, there was sperm around her mouth? Or you were just imagining it?
CHAD: Well, you tell me, what's a girl doing coming out of the Briscoes' room?
RYAN: She just said she was cool with them.

CHAD: I might be telling you more than I should about my life, but I think it's because I'm drunk.
[Author's note: Well no shit.]