The Bridge to Neverland has finally arrived!

I called the Debbie Reynolds Dance Studio ahead of time to ask who was teaching the Top Rocking class this week ... and it was cancelled for today. Nobody in management knows where the regular teacher, Ynot, is and they couldn't find a substitute teacher.

So I had some good quality "sit on my ass at home" time during the day. Although, when stumbling onto a new dance style that I didn't recognize on the studio's schedule and then looking it up on Youtube.com, I found the one thing I would never do: Waacking.

I did compound exercises at the gym.

I was on the way to hang out with the one code-named "Choir Boy" when I got sidetracked: When I got out of the shower and had the wet look going on, I felt it deserved to be showed off via strutting.

Strutting around the Americana, I noticed the Adelle look-alike was working at the "i Play & Talk" vendor booth even though she's usually working at the one inside the mall across the street. I guess there's two locations. So cool to know. She's renewed in the database.

Robert, the manager at Rubio's, called out to me. He was sitting with a friend named Debbie. I think he was trying to hide a tattoo on his arm.

In Barnes & Noble, that ambiguous looking chick Monica was working. She was rocking the geek chick glasses and a pink headband with her hair gelled back somehow. She's renewed in the database. BUT even better than anything hormonal: I was looking through the shelf of the Peter and the Starcatchers series in an OCD manner ... and the long-awaited The Bridge to Neverland had finally arrived!

RYAN: Have you ever heard of waacking?
"CHOIR BOY": I would never do that!

We finally finished Transporter 3. I can't piece everything else in accurate chronological order due to alcohol, but a couple of things: 1) We watched Tropic Thunder. 2) The one code-named "Super A" arrived wearing a white Viper Room tanktop, which I have in black. I then brought up how I made out with that lesbian named Julia, while she had a girlfriend, at the Viper Room. Conversely, "Super A" fended off a lesbian at the Viper Room. It's like our bond is stronger now due to incidents with lesbians.