Wassup Rockers

I had a dream I was having sex in a way that it was more of a jujitsu match with - and this is kind of fucked up - my friend Patti. Oh well, it's not like we're the best of friends anyway.

My mommy and I had our dentist appointments today. I had perfect teeth as always.

We ate at somewhere new. Taylor's Steak House in Foothill. The host had Kelly Clarkson's speaking voice. (I'm curious if she could sing.) She was a white girl with dark, curly hair. She was shorter than me, but tall for a girl, like a cute girl should be. Too bad she had no name tag. I would've loved screaming out her name while busting a #3 to her.

I randomly decided to track down Larry Clark's 2006 film Wassup Rockers. The whole movie was actually on Youtube. There's this chick in it named Jessica Steinbaum. She's not famous and according to IMDB.com hasn't acted in two years. But she is the most jackoffable natural looking chick I've seen in a while. She was 16 when Wassup Rockers was filmed and she even has a scene where she's in her bra and panties. But she's 21 today, so she's in my database. I'm gonna have fun busting a #3 to her.

I ate leftovers of my prime rib and mashed potatoes with creamy horse radish from Taylor's Steak House. Yeah, the portions were so big that I had to take some home. I steamed my prime rib to heat it, a Chris Benoit joke that only Matt and I would get.