RYAN: I can't find the benchpress.
TAWNA (personal trainer): That's why we're moving everything. This is not working!
My last eye doctor's appointment was exactly 1 year ago. It was time for another round of dilated pupils. Then lunch at Zono Sushi before going to the mall where Teagle Optometry managed to make my Oakley glasses tighter so they don't fall off anymore.
I shampooed my hair for the first time since being back, washing away the Philippine smell. It's back to its American smell now.
Tonight's new episode of Smallville mentioned the word Superman (by Lois Lane) for the first time. And Clark Kent's new costume is a red leather jacket with the S on the front. I want that jacket.
I called Steve to wish him a Happy Birthday. As for Mark's Birthday party, it was at Big Wangs in Hollywood. I gave the best Birthday greeting by calling him from the Philippines last Tuesday. It was just Arthur, Mayra, Mark, and ... Erica? Last I heard, Mark and Erica broke up, but Mark now said they're "working on it." Erica seemed to be having a fit.
RYAN: The municipal office lowered the Philippine flag for my dad at the funeral. I don't know anything about flags, but apparently that's a big deal.
MARK: That's huge!
I finished Arthur's Adios Mother Fucker (AMF) for him because he was too wasted. At Arthur's place we discussed:
- Me dancing in the background during people's drama (i.e. Jordan from high school fighting with his girlfriend).
- Arthur and Mayra wanting to videotape me dancing in the background of people's drama to put it on Youtube and become famous.
- Arthur should greet his cousin Steve, "Happy Birthday" since they haven't talked in years.
- The chapter in my life involving Steve, his stripper ex-girlfriend, and his stripper ex-girlfriend's younger sister who's also a stripper.
- Arthur getting too wasted everytime we go out.
- Me busting a #3 on the airplane ride coming back to the U.S.
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