Tonight's Smallville ended with Lois and Clark having sex

Did my 15th day of my current regiment at the gym. Couldn't finish because I had to go to guitar practice, so I had to come back later. At guitar practice, Vahik greeted me with ...

VAHIK: I'm not drunk. My eyes just hurt.

His contact lenses were giving him problems.

1-hour-and-fifty minutes before an all new Smallville, I commented on Tiwat's Facebook:

Ooh, gotta visit the mall to stare at the girl I masturbate to. I'll try to make it back in time for Smallville. Hold down the fort for me.

He replied:

Will do, sir.

Jazz wasn't working, though. Darn it. But Jessica was working at the Halloween store. Yay database. And Georgia was working at Hot Topic. Score. But then the new Hot Topic employee from last Wednesday (see entry 10/27/10) was there and I think she's on to me ...

CHICK: Are you here everyday?
RYAN: No.
CHICK: But I saw you yesterday.
RYAN: I wasn't here yesterday.
CHICK: I was commenting on your eyes!
RYAN: That wasn't yesterday.
CHICK: OK, two days ago!

Made it back in time for Smallville with three minutes to spare!

Went to the gym to finish my workout from the morning. I saw Iam and Victor for the first time since last September (see entry 9/6/10). I revealed to them that Dad died during the last time I worked out with them, but I just didn't feel like saying anything to draw attention to myself. Since then, Victor got hit by a car while he was on his bike.

Then I went home and busted a #3 to two old acquaintances that I randomly remembered, both of whom are named Rebekah and are white with long hair. What a coincidence.