The difference a pitcher of Sam Adams Oktoberfest makes

I did my 5th day at the gym.

I picked up Matt to go to PWG. I got to talk to his dad for the first time in a while. He gave his condolences for my dad.

To make a depressing story short:

• I didn't ask, but I guess bartender Lisa and the Asian bartender don't work there anymore because I haven't seen them lately.
• The new bartenders are some bottle blond and a racially ambiguous brunette. The brunette's actually jackoffable, but I wasn't in the mood to put her in my database because ... well ... they're not the other bartenders.
• The chick who usually wears a flower on her ear and who sits in Sam's group wasn't there tonight.
• The chick that Chad and I both bust a #3 to wasn't there either.
• That reminds me: Chad didn't show up. I forgot to tell him I was back from the Philippines, so he assumed no one else in our group would be at PWG. Whoops.

But the good news is: They had Sam Adams Oktoberfest on tap!

There was this chick, Krystal, who was a valet in AWS and whom Caesar once mentioned that he's friends with. Caesar also said she banged half the locker room.

RYAN: Urgh ... If I ever had to bang her, it would only be anger sex to convey what I feel about her rep--
MATT: --Ok, we're not getting another pitcher [of beer]!

We headed to Norm's afterward.

RYAN: It feels so wrong leaving a PWG show without anyone in my database!
MATT: Well, you still got the subliminal signals from Sam.

That reminds me. I had a dream last Tuesday. Sam was in it. Platonically, though. Still, this continues the running gag of her trying to incept herself in my database. But I am not busting a #3 to her again damn it! On the airplane - in what Matt referred to as "a crappy mile high club" - was the last time! Because we're friends, thus it might start to feel weird.

Matt noticed this cute white chick arguing with her black boyfriend outside of Norm's. Later, that chick ate by herself while the waitress consoled her ... the whole time! Short version: Matt - wanting to be a hero and save her - and I faced off against the black boyfriend for "the holy white chick" (as Matt described her)!