Right before I left Chris and Heather's hotel room last night (or technically early this morning), Arlene just HAD to inadvertently be a buzzkill for the entire party ...
ARLENE: (At Chris) Can you promise not to get mad if I say something?
BRIAN/DOUG: You do not begin a conversation with that!
ARLENE: Well, two months ago, you were a total asshole at work.
HEATHER: Yeah, there's a reason for that!
MARELIS: You have no idea what you just opened up.
What a way to end the night.
I overslept and caught the last few minutes of church. I wore my "Just Give Me The Damn Candy" shirt and trick-or-treated at the mall. Jazz wasn't working. Boo. At least Georgia at Hot Topic was there. Yay. But I wasn't even inside Hot Topic when that now-annoying (but not ugly) new employee found me - I guess she was on break - with a giddy demeanor like she knows me ...
NEW CHICK: Why are you here everyday?
RYAN: I'm not here everyday.
NEW CHICK: You were here yesterday!
RYAN: Well, I was Halloween shopping ... because I was partying last night ... and now I'm getting candy.
NEW CHICK: So you came to the mall to trick-or-treat?!
Jessica wasn't working at the Halloween store. Boo. I hung out with Nataly at Coffee Bean on the other side of the Americana that I never go to, worth noting since I'm never at that part.
Mommy and I ate dinner at Cheesecake Factory. I got a seasonal pumpkin pecan cheesecake, assuming that it would be gone after Halloween today.
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