"So how long did it take you?"

Last night at Anthony's place, Gymnastics classmates Ezekiel and Gerard were there. Apparently, Anthony doesn't eat gluten, so it was up to everyone else to help me finish the Chips Ahoy chewy cookies that I bought. Anthony cooked some curry chicken and set out some fruits and chips. Mental note: The apples were soaked in something called agave. We went through The A-Team, some animated Justice League movie, and Kick Ass. Azlynn arrived after Ezekiel and Gerard left. I had two servings of warm sake, then cold sake, honey whiskey, some IPA beer, and two glasses of whatever wine Azlynn brought with her. I think she said it was called Menage e Tois.

My going out with Naomi, Heather's 39-year-old sister, a couple of weeks ago came up. (See entry 7/22/11.)

AZLYNN: So how long did it take you [to get her in bed]?
RYAN: [WTF-type Silence]

Who asks that? From then on, no matter what we were talking about and how irrelevant, Azlynn's recurring line would always be, "So how long did it take you?"

AZLYNN: You still haven't answered my question.
RYAN: ...

We all left Anthony's place at around 4:00AM. I fired up the porn and busted a #3 to the manager at Hot Topic.

Chad texted me today that former WWE superstar Dave Finlay will be at PWG's next show.

RYAN: I didn't think [the card] was up yet, but now I just ejaculated in my pants. Out of nerdiness of course.
CHAD: That's cuz you were thinking of that one chick. That doesn't make you a nerd. Just a premature ejaculator. Haha!

Tonight I had a Sam Adams Summer Ale over some porn and stumbled onto a non acting video of a chick both becoming furious and literally crying over a guy ejaculating inside her (whereas other videos with the same outcome had been fake). I was indecisive about who to bust a #3 to. I was rotating between the [Harry]Potterhead at the neighboring city's Hot Topic, the manager at the Hot Topic I regularly go to, Luani whom I met at the last Harry Potter premiere, and the other Potterhead Ally. I just happened to be on Luani when I finished.