I deciphered how to find the sharps in each major scale on guitar!

I had a dream last night that I was in line for a buffet. My high school classmate and fellow Spartacus: Blood and Sand fan, Rez, was there as well remarking that the line was a few flights long. I was standing next to my grade school classmate Evan, who was drunk. In response to what he was drinking, he showed a flash card that read, "Guinness Hennesy" with its obvious ingredients of Guinness and Hennesy. I felt under dressed and was about to change when all of a sudden I was in the front of the line. End of dream.

At guitar practice, I discovered a way to decipher the sharps in each major scale!

I then took my guitar with me to the mall like a chick magnet. Victor was on break buying protein bars at the mall's GNC (not the same GNC where Brian, formerly known as Brian at the GNC, used to work). At Hot Topic, the manager and some other worker with short hair with streaks were absently gabbing on and on ...

MANAGER: I'm sorry, did you have a question?
RYAN: (Suave) I do have a question.
BOTH: [Laughing at their own absentmindedness.]
RYAN: What material is this [Gryffindor] tie made of?

I just wanted to exchange words with the manager, you know, like, verbal sex. I already have a Gryffindor tie made of silk. The ones they were selling were made of polyester. The manager actually opened the wrapper to feel it, then couldn't put it back, then threw it back in the pile trying to be cool saying, "I'll fix it later." She's renewed in my database.

The Adelle look-alike at the i Play & Talk vendor booth was yawning really big. Yes! I can now include that detail in my database because I now know what her mouth would realistically look like if she were to orally copulate me.

That girl Dana at Lush was working and is renewed in the database as well.

I ended the night with WWE Smackdown. The CW was replaying part 1 of the Smallville series finale. Ah, memories. I did cardio at the gym. Then I fired up the porn and was so indecisive that while I was busting a #3 it was like Dana, the butterface from the neighboring city's Hot Topic yesterday, my fellow Harry [Potterhead] Ally, and my old raver buddy Rebekah (whose Birthday was last Wednesday) were all fighting over getting on my penis. Ultimately, I finished to Dana.