Gut Planche

Last night I had a dream that I was in some mansion and I couldn't go to my room because some bum was there, so I started making out with Emma Frost from the movie X-Men: First Class. The second dream I had, there were vampire chicks in the kitchen. Lastly, I dreamt I was making out with that chick Ruby who used to work at Hot Topic during the holidays. End of dream.

I went to Gymnastics. Apparently my move is the gut planche.

I was walking in the mall when Brandon called me to report on what's going on in the WWE Money in the Bank pay-per-view so far. Coincidentally, I was in front of Hot Topic when he called and I stopped to answer. Georgia was working. I hadn't seen her in a while. She's renewed in the database.

My mommy and I went to Church and then ate dinner at Outback Steakhouse. That hostess who looks like that one pornstar was working. She's renewed in my database. Our waiter was some dude named Greg, but it was mommy's favorite waitress Lindsay who served us our salads. Lindsay is renewed in the database.