I forgot to say, Heather's 38-year-old sister Naomi actually 3-day-ruled me as she sent me a friend request yesterday.  [Author's note:  What the heck was I thinking with the filler originally in this paragraph?] Morgan finally picked up after some phone tag since yesterday when it was his Birthday.  I haven't spoken to Morgan in a long time and haven't actually hung out with him since 5/8/10.
MORGAN:  Whoa, be careful with people on heroin trips.  You don't know how many hitch-hikers they've picked up.
I bought milk and bananas at Ralphs.  At the mall, Helen was working at Latin Lingo.  She waved and I waved back.  She has returned to my database.  Faith was working at Brookstone.  She was showing more skin as she was wearing a black sleeveless blouse.  I got a boner.  Then I went to Barnes & Noble to read more Green Lantern stuff.
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