6NUF215

I had two dreams last night: 1) My old raver buddy Rebekah was sleeping next to me. Then some chick started having sex with me in cowgirl position. I stopped her momentarily to put a condom on. But then Rebekah woke up. Cockblock. 2) I was back in my old condominium doing Parkour. End of dreams.

I caught last night's episode of True Blood on HBO On Demand.

Naomi texted me back - of all random times - while I was actually busting a #3. I totally forgot that I drunk texted her last Friday during Gabriel's Birthday celebration. Apparently, she three-day-ruled me.

Mommy and I ate dinner at In-N-Out Burger.

That chick who works at Hot Topic, whom I'm not attracted to, but mysteriously had a dream anyway that she was orally copulating me, drove past me in her red car. It had a FIDM sticker on it. Reminds me of how Steve's stripper ex-girlfriend went to FIDM.